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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Geli nyerrrr Hatiiiiii ...^_^ *LoL*




Assalamualaikum~ Today i actually turn on my PC zaman Jepun after 4 yrs of my Uni years. haha...tot i just wanna digging back again what sorta things i've done way back then which i can use or improvise back in my current or up coming projects. hehe ^_^ skali tutup i found this one folder tittle 
"GELI-GELI HATI" . And in that folder i actually compiled all the Maha lawak, funniest ever jokes...dirty jokes and what ever la related to jokes which i tend to read over and over again when ever my life is upside down..those days..student ..u ols should know..being in creative line...my lively moment started at 10pm and there i went all nite long stand up to do 3D modeling and such...what else to entertain selain dari baca something can make me and the whole house laugh like HELL!! and i even the one who always shared and spread this kinda jokes while everyone was studying~ (al maklum la..klo student dulu2...pagi sure at pc chatting...YM!) 
So here is something i found in my 'Geli-Geli Hati Folder'....


TOPIC: Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?
What The Experts Had To Say...

Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road
was threatening it dominant market position.
The chicken was faced with significant
challenges create and develop the
competences required for the newly
competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering
relationship with the client,helped the chicken
by rethinking its physical distribution strategy
and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen
helped the chicken use its skills,
methodologies, knowledge, capital and
experiences to align the chicken people,
processes and technology in support of its
overall strategy within a Program Management
framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.



Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they would need more than one driver to
access the server farm, if not they will hang in
the middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the
heck was this chicken doing walking around all
over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000, which will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook.

dari Tun Dr. M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic affairs
and just leave our chickens alone.. If they want
to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be
allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a
democratic country; we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do... as long as they
don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple
the government...and if they plan to do so...
we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar – kabar angin ini semua...
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam
semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun Kalau
itu ayam mahu pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama
saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll.
.......

Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan
ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka
bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang
najis diatas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan
ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk
melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis
sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi
dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam
di reban mati tak makan.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin (NTV7's EDISI SIASAT):
apa kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban
ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saja.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail (TV3's MISTERI NUSANTARA:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat
melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di
kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang
menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan
penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia
berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung
ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-
ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri,
"Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi
misteri........."

Zainal Alam Kadir:
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."


Ayam:
Suka hati aku lah...

pls: this is just sharing purposes ...for fun absolutely and pls don't take it personal :) 
Peace. xx

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